Sunday Funnies – Mortgaged To The Hilt

This week’s Sunday Funny is a laugh out loud piece written by Acerbic Conehead on The Political Sword.

It satirises all the events of the last couple of weeks including Jonesgate, #sensitivetony, chaff bags, handbag hit squads and more.

Keep an eye out for when Tones (the, ahem, hero of the story) has to go out for some “Johnnies”. That had me splorfing and ROFLing at the same time.

Here’s a couple of extracts:

Tones, dressed in his pink frilly apron and matching budgie smugglers, has had enough of these disrespectful taunts at his masculinity. He so wants to blurt out, “if you don’t shut your fat mouth, woman, I’ll whack you a few times around the chops with this wooden spoon I’m holding…grrrrrr…” Instead, realising he needs Margie’s ongoing cooperation in his cunning plan to manufacture a caring feminine side, he replies meekly through gritted teeth….

And

Suddenly, from around one of the corners of Macquarie Square, appears the Handbag Hit Squad, wielding their fearsome handbags (except for Julia, who has forgotten hers again!)

Tones’ gang realises they are outflanked and despairingly try to lift their overladen chaff handbags to swing at Gillard’s mob, but to no avail. The Handbag Hit Squad is on top of them, making Tones wish their chaff handbags were full of weightless carbon dioxide instead…..

And

Tones swings a punch, which misses Julia, but makes a hole in the hoarding. He swings his other fist, which again doesn’t hit his intended target. Before Tones can extricate his fists, Nicola Roxon, most appropriately as Attorney-General, nips under the hoarding and clamps Tones in handcuffs.

Read the full hilarious post here: Mortgaged To The Hilt

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