Penny Wong Tells Europe About The BISONs

 australia  2 Responses »
Jun 062012
 

Finance Minister Penny Wong was interviewed by the European edition of business cable TV channel CNBC today. Watch the interview below: Ms Wong waxed lyrical about the BISONs, and displayed how thoroughly she is on top of her job. The interviewers were also suitably impressed by the numbers and Ms Wong’s performance. Compare her performance to that of her counterparts, the clueless Andrew Robb and serial buffoon Joe Hockey. Hockey claimed that the numbers were great, but they’d be greater if his mob were administering the purse strings. Derp readers won’t be surprised to hear that Hockey provided no evidence to back up this claim. Punch Editor, Tory Maguire summed up Hockey’s performance on the ABC’s The Drum program brilliantly by calling him a “goose”.

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Give Me A Home Where The BISONs Roam

 business and finance  No Responses »
Apr 252012
 

Oh, give me a home where the BISONs roam Where the economy continues to grow Where seldom is heard a discouraging word Except from LNP losers like Tony and Joe* Following a successful breeding program implemented by the Gillard government, Australia’s great BISONs have now grown too big for their original enclosure at A Frank View. The Finnigans, who manages the BISONs, has acquired a new wide ranging home for the BISONs to roam free and continue to grow and breed. Despite their successful breeding program, they still face danger from the usual suspects (The Noalition, Murdoch’s media, 2GB shock-jocks and all the whingeing Aussies who subscribe to their rabid anti-BISON ideology). The only way for the BISONs to continue to flourish is to make

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Australia’s Great BISONs (updated 3/3/12)

 business and finance  4 Responses »
Mar 032012
 

Australia’s Great BISONs are still roaring and running free by The Finnigans. Latest Updates – 03/03/2012. New BISONs: 1. Julia Gillard elected & confirmed as PM with the greatest thumping winning margin in history 71-31 with one supporter away on leave, otherwise it will be 72-31 2. The power of 1.It was a brilliant & stunning move by PM Gillard to bring Bob Carr into the Senate. It is a game changer in so many ways: * PM Gillard stamped her authority * Australia gets a top notch FM with deep knowledge, a sense of history & intellect. * Carr will be formidable in the Senate and wipe the smile off Brandis & Erica * Carr will be a good advocate of the Gillard Govt’s policie

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Australia’s Great BISONs

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Feb 202012
 

Thanks to The Finnigans, The Daily Derp is proud to republish Australia’s Great BISONs (Beautiful Inspiring Set Of Numbers) . The greatest BISON of them all: More people at work today than any time in our Nation’s history – Prime Minister, Julia Gillard. Latest Updates – 16/02/2012: Last month ANZ job advertisement survey, the number of job advertisements placed in major newspapers and on the Internet increased by 6.0 per cent in January. Their largest monthly rate since February 2010.Today the ABS confirmed to the Nation what ANZ Job survey in January told us: * 46,300 new jobs created for the month of which 12,300 full-time jobs and the Unemployment rate is now 5.1% from previous 5.2% And there’s more: * There are $174 Billions

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